Me Pearl’s: PROPER OPOSSUM DENTAL HYGIENE
Earlier this weekend the folks over at Neatorama posted of video from Me Pearl Productions on Proper Opossum Pedicure Procedure. If you don’t read Neatorama, you should, and if you don’t have an opossum, well, quite frankly, you shouldn’t.
After watching the video, I decided to cruise on over to Me Pearl’s website and poke around. What I found horrified, and intrigued me. You can’t stop looking, but you know you should. You’re drawn in, there is something oddly delightful, yet creepy about the whole thing. The woman is mad, absolutely bonkers. She believe she is a reincarnated squirrel, she sell preserves. For Christ’s sake she has a pet opossum that she gives pedicures, and frequent massages. I guess what is most unsettling, is the fact I recognize, this is my future. That it is only a matter of time before I completely lose my mind, start chatting it up with the local wildlife and start a porcupine spa.
Also if you are looking to donate to a NON tax deductible ‘charity’ Pearl has some words of wisdom for you.
“You may give to ME for your own personal joy, for the purpose of atonement, to validate your abundance, because it amuses you; you may give to ME for any reason at all with zero expectation of getting anything in return other than the deep satisfaction of having given freely of yourself!
Plus, you will make Pearl happy !
As you find yourselves inclined, nay, compelled, to begin amassing gifts and money for your dear Pearlie Mae, please feel free to click the button and GIVE GIVE GIVE!”
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